Shameless request

So I have no idea who reads this stuff (*cough* crap *cough*) I write, but for those of you that do, do I have an offer for you!!! As you know, I'm a Thunder fan. If anyone out there wishes to buy me a hat with Thunder colors and an OKC Thunder logo on the front, I will REVERE you for the better part of my life. And I mean REVERE, as in you will be able to ask me for stuff that even BK can only dream of asking. :)