Need a better vocab

You know, I have a lot of ideas floating around in my head. A lot of times I want to put them on this blog. But when it actually comes to putting the ideas down, I realize I don't have a clue on how to convey the idea in words. It's a side effect from being raised by the T.V. instead of the book. But in all honesty, I had no ideas today... so enjoy this little piece! :)